do you like my new eye shadow? it's called 'i smacked my face on solid ice.' i only skated two times over the past two weeks while being home but apparently that wasn't enough because somehow i forgot how to skate and yesterday i ate it ... hard.
it was just like any other day. i started warming up my jumps ... axel, double salchow, no problem. but then i went into my pattern for my double toe loop. basically i follow the boards going backwards almost full speed around the edge of the rink until i cut to the middle of the ice sheet to jump. usually i'm somewhat close to the sideboards, but this time i was w a y too close because i was completely caught off guard when my right blade collided with the boards launching my left side into the wall which flipped me 360 degrees around before i went face first onto the ice. ouch. that's not quite a picture of my butt. it's more like the side of my hip ... kind of. sorry if this is more of keri ranzenberger than you ever wanted to see, but i wanted to show off my injuries. : ) pretty huh? i'm lucky i didn't split open the side of my eye resulting in stitches. i just have two nice little bruises and a sore neck. awesome first day back on the ice. welcome to provo.


Way to go, smart one. But seriously... OUCH! Be careful!
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